When I was in elementary school, we learned that the vowels are A, E, I, O, U and sometimes Y. I think these two missed the “sometimes” part of that statement. I realize that Kynt and Vyxsin probably aren’t their real names (actually, I know for sure that it isn’t Vyxsin’s name, since she gets the dubious distinction of “the racer I am separated by only three degrees of separation” this season), but come on! Nowhere in the definition of Goth Subculture does crazy spelling of names make an appearance. Although, I’m hard pressed to take a goth seriously whose name was Preston. Or Mary Jo.
I have a good feeling about this team. They’re both 31 which, historically speaking, has produced good race results. And I also like the fact that, while visually taking on the goth personae, they have a good sense of humor about it (otherwise Kynt would never be employed at a Texas Roadhouse!). And, really, I just want them to make it far enough in the race to get to, I dunno, the Taj Mahal or something. The long flowing pink locks would really “pop” against the white of the temple, don’t you think?
